I just bought long john’s silver’s fish, chicken and chips. 

Right? You know about that exercise thing? Today is a rest day. It was just decided by an emergency committee that included my stomach, my mouth and you shut up with your face. It’s Vesak Day here and it’s a goddamn public holiday and I’ll have hot food orgasms in my mouth if I want to.

Have I mentioned that fish and chips are my favourite food in the entire world? 

Good. Now you all have the knowledge that at anytime, you can all buy me a cheap dinner and later on use me as a sex object and not much else except for my terrible puns which you’d secretly love cos I’m good at it.

…this post, got away from me. 

Shut up. 

It’s a holiday.